EnerJax's definitions

valentine's day

1) A painful and miserable holiday invented by women to make them feel good about themselves. Much like Mother's Day, except for all females.

2) A holiday where you will most likely regret every action you perform, no matter the outcomes of those actions, performed or otherwise.

I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day because I'm going to a concert.

by EnerJax February 1, 2004