Turding

A girl attempting to twerk, but really looks like she is shaking off a turd from her butt.

Look at that girl turding over there! Yeah, she must not have wiped well.

by Mattysgurl March 16, 2020

Turing test

A test devised by Alan M. Turing (1912-1954) in the 1950s intended to determine machine intelligence.

The setup of the test is this:
The interrogator, a human, is in a room separate from the machine being tested and another human. The interrogator questions both the machine and the human via a keyboard, and tries to discern which is the machine and which is human.

A computer that can pass the Turing test (that is, be indistinguishable from the human), is considered to have intelligence.

"I passed the Turing test, which shouldn't be that difficult anymore, because Smarterchild is almost there, and humans are getting dumber by the second..."

by Renee February 25, 2004

Turpined

being way too drunk, causing yourself to flail beyond the word itself.

Guy 1: man i was fully turpined last night!
Guy 2: naw man, no one can flail like turpin..

by yarry May 31, 2012

turfin

Controlled movements like popping(struttin) but with a more fluid movements and not as precise as poppin. Turfin started in Oakland, Ca. Oakland has a long history of poppin (such as the Oakland Street Poppers etc) and have been doin it for a long time. When you see "Turfin" one can't help but see the popping influences(mixed with a little bayness like poppin collars and the general swagger baydestrians tend to have) and the general bay surroundings. Since the west coast basically perfected popping, it was only natural for similar derivatives to come out. It is a natural evolution from it's b-boying roots to it's mainstream popularity today. Elementary to high school students to twenty-somethings are turfin and it's has since become the dance of the bay area. Lots of folks have been doing this type of dancing, but just recently it's been given a title.

Hella foo's be turfin nowadays, I remember when we just called that shit "poppin".

by Booze December 10, 2006

Turning the Other Cheek

An expression derived from the Bible; meaning, to love your enemies while resisting them non-violently.

It says, I will not seek revenge because I am stronger than that. I will not respond with shame because I have dignity in Jesus; and not in hurting you.

Turning the other cheek is a powerful response, as it may require a great deal of self-control, which is painful to do in some cases (see example).

I Turn the Other Cheek when my enemies attack or insult me, but now that they're masquerading as me, causing confusion, division, and strife amongst my friends... turning the other cheek has become painfully hard and I feel deeply saddened.

by made beautiful March 24, 2013

aqua turding

The vile act of crapping while in the ocean. Occasionally committed by those surfers who are too lazy and/or unmotivated to get out of the water to deuce like a normal person. In fact, some surfers deliberately do it to "mark their terrirory", or do it to mark the end their surf session, leaving it behind it as an "I was here" statement.

-"Saturday was nothing but music, beer, surfing & aqua turding." *lmao*

-"You'd want to avoid that spot in the water, that's where Ronny went aqua turding....and unfortunately he had a bout of diarrhea." *lmao*

by CactusHeart November 15, 2010

turning left

Used to describe those people who only get to experience the lifestyles of the rich and famous. pop stars, heiresses and the like. Comes from the habit of turning left into the 1st Class cabin of a aircraft on boarding.

Man, he wouldnt go to Macca's for a meal hes been turning left his whole life

by Ken the Pom February 26, 2008