A girl attempting to twerk, but really looks like she is shaking off a turd from her butt.
Look at that girl turding over there! Yeah, she must not have wiped well.
by Mattysgurl March 16, 2020
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The act of clogging a traffic lane because of texting or thinking the left lane is the free lane not a passing lane
Mary was turding on her way to work
by Govna Tuey December 07, 2019
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A turd is someone you hate immediately without even knowing them.

Nine out of ten times, your first impressions of them were right on.

There is an old Buddhist saying…”No matter how much you wash a turd, it will not come clean.”

This saying means that some people are beyond saving. They are turds...
"That little ‘wannabe’ surfer guy with the Hawaiian shirt, khaki slacks and mussed up blond hair keeps hitting on my wife. He is one fucking Turd who is creeping me out."
by Ian De La Rosa September 20, 2013
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Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster shape.
From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet
by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003
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A word describing the shape of an object similar to the shape of a turd.
The turdness of it all.
by Reggie Bush Heisman November 19, 2015
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