Trumpbecile

A supporter of Donald Trump, characterized by an IQ lower than that of a rattle.

Never ceases to amaze me how many trumpbeciles line up to applaud Donald's farm animal noises.

by flybd5juan July 11, 2017

Trumpelstiltskin

Trump / el / stilt / skin.

A deceitful gnome who will demand the first born children of all american households unless they can reveal his true identify -- before it's too late.

"Trumpelstiltskin!" said Americans, thereby revealing the fraud before it was too late, prompting the House of Representatives to commence impeachment proceedings.

by NiraMillson February 5, 2017

TrumpedUp

A substitute for f**kd up when you are around respactable people eg parents, your boss etc

Eg gosh i trumped up yesterday with my galfrend she saw me making out with her cousin

Trump, TrumpedUp

by amani5oh February 28, 2017

trumpet fart

a long fart which starts off low pitched and ends high pitched by squeezing together the butt cheeks

Me: (trumpet fart)

Fogel: ahh man, that trumpet fart woke me up this morning

Me: aha yes, i've been practicing by clenching butt cheeks when i walk

Fogel: good idea!

by rightelbowskin November 21, 2010

Trumpencestance

Trumpencestance is when you and millions of others definitely did not vote for Donald J. Trump, or any of his worldview, but will be forced to live under both that and his administration, most likely lose more rights, and you and/or friends and family (and human beings in general, along with the planet and everything else on it) will suffer.

We are now victims of Trumpencestance.

by djchronic December 8, 2016

Trumplet Spawn

A hardcore Trump asskisser who has bumper stickers plastered all over their car, and basically any kind of merchandise available. They're ignorant creaturws who make America as racist as possible. They deny the fact that they are all europeans and that this land is Native Americans, not theirs. You can find them anywhere, Costco, 99 Cent Store, your mom's basement, etc.

"Hey! I just caught a Trumlet Spawn!"

"Make sure your Trumplet Spawn's skin is light enough!"

by ArtsyFur December 23, 2016

trumpet butt

Fart in key or pitch.

When sam farted it seemed to be in pitch or key with a note like a trumpet butt.

by funboxarcade November 16, 2013