star trek

a show starting 10 years before a small bearded rip off merchant took japanese films and transported them into the past in another galaxy far far away. the progenitor of every science fiction space battle type film. the best god damn mofo tv program on earth, watched by more people over the years than wannabee java sipping yuppies who think "friends" is funny and based on real life.

(klingon to cardasian) today is a good day to die.
(cardasian to klingon) fuck that star trek is on.

by da original playa July 28, 2008

Star Trek

The show that proves that all you need to look like an alien is a small lump of clay attached to your head.

The Whole Show "Star Trek"

by TODDWISE January 28, 2009

Star Trek: The Glare Generation

The tongue-in-cheek title of the latest Star Trek film released in 2009 and masterfully produced and directed by JJ Abrams.

Dude, I loved that movie, but I couldn't figure out how to refer to it after all the other Star Trek films. I finally settled on Star Trek: The Glare Generation because of its cool futuristic lighting style.

by Tomicus May 17, 2009

Star Trek Nerd

Star Trek Nerd, a normal person who enjoys the show. Is not always a virgin. Is not always middle aged, unattractive, or still living at home. Often is a regular member of society with an interest in social change.

Matt Damon is going to be Captain Kirk in the new Star Trek Movie, he's such a Star Trek nerd!

by Jaxie15 April 25, 2007

Star Trek

A show that normal people grew up watching. It rocks so much and the only thing that beats it is LOTR. Star Trek is a amazing show for smart and creative people. If you say dumb, your dumb and should probbaly get an imagination. Or a life. Not all people that watch the show are nerds, live with their parents, or are fat. In fact, only beyond cool people watch it. SO THERE!

By the way, The Next Generation is the best. Worf is the best, Picard is the best captain, and Enterprise is a shitty knockoff.

OMG STAR TREK IS ON! YES!
I LOVE DATA, PICARD AND WORF. Jonthan Frakes needs to learn how to act. Marina Cirtis needs to put some clothes on.

by Elisabeth Sherman November 24, 2004

star trek xi

J. J. Abrams directed, 2009, eleventh movie in the Star Trek franchise, and an ultimately EPIC film.

Stars; Chris Pine as Captain James T. Kirk, Zachary Quinto as Mr. Spock and Eric Bana as Captain Nero (the bad guy)

Also; Karl Urban as Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy, Leonard Nimoy as Spock Prime, Zoe Saldana as Nyota Uhura, John Cho as Hikaru Sulu, Anton Yelchin as Pavel Chekov and Simon Pegg as Montgomery "Scotty" Scott.

Abrams put a time-travel storyline in so he could mix shit up abit and not have to be tied down to the already established canon details.

"Have you seen Star Trek xi yet?"

"Naah, I'm not a Trekkie, man!"

"Who cares, its a J. J. Abrams film, you'll be a Trekkie by the end of it!!!!"

by jste July 2, 2009

Star Trek Security

A term coined by Jason Muskat, a noted Computer Security Engineer, in 2007 for describing computer systems that exhibit high ease of use but have an extreme absence of security considerations. Such systems can be placed to the far right of the Security Triangle indicating the system is highly easy to use and functional. In popular culture one can see such systems demonstrated in the popular TV series Star Trek.

Security Dude: That's not secure!

Popular OS Vendor: Sure it is Security Dude. It uses the Star Trek Security methodology.

by TheTechDude February 12, 2008