Topete

The most perfect person ever created.

I don't believe in God, I believe in Topete.

by DavidQ June 24, 2010

topeka

new name for google as of April 1, 2010

"dude, whats that actors name?!"

"i dont know man, why don't you Topeka it!"

by toometoexplain April 1, 2010

topen

a cap or cover for a ballpoint pen, marker or other writing instrument or any other device; a lid. (from: to + open "to open"). pronounced: toe-pun

The topen did not fit the pen tightly, so it came off easily and fell off.

by namklaw January 14, 2012

Topeted

Being completely drunk on the floor, giving two thumbs up!

Drunk Shitfaced Topete Topeted

by Topeted January 12, 2014

Topeka tumbler

When your shit is so long, it falls the opposite way and as it is falling it grazes the bottom of your ball sack

Bro after that Chipotle, I had my first Topeka tumbler on the shitter last night.

by SirJZ28 June 23, 2015

Topeka Creek Chub

A large, perfectly tapered floating turd which resembles a Midwestern bait fish.

Hey fellas, go check out the Topeka Creek Chub my mom left in the shitter!

by The Ol’ Dangler August 12, 2021

Topeka Tugboat

A sex position taking place primarily during anal sex. The position consists of the female (or the person being penetrated) clenching their butt cheeks together, effectively locking the penis of the penetrator inside. The penetrator then proceeds to tug the person being penetrated across the room, much like a tugboat.

Person 1: My butt cheeks are so sore from last night!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: My boyfriend gave me a Topeka Tugboat and then a Dirty Sanchez.

by afkeane95 April 18, 2010