A nick name for menthol powder, such as Gold Bond Powder, when applied to your scrotum. Once the menthol kicks in, it has been said the cooling tingling feeling feels like, "a thousand little elves gently blowing on your nuts."
Nick: Damn it's hot outside. I'm friggin melting...
Steve: That's why I always use the Thousand Elves! The forecast down below is always a breezy 65 degrees with a high probability of AWESOME!
Steve: That's why I always use the Thousand Elves! The forecast down below is always a breezy 65 degrees with a high probability of AWESOME!
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If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
Tonight
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
Tonight
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The theory that if you have one thousand darts, and you throw them at a dartboard, one will eventually hit the bulls eye. Applicable to dating, hooking up, etc.
Guy 1: "Mike, how does a guy like you get a girl like Lisa?"
Guy 2: "It's the thousand dart theory, man."
Guy 1: "What do you mean?"
Guy 2: "Just keep asking. Eventually one you're interested in will say yes. All the rest of them can do is say no."
Guy 2: "It's the thousand dart theory, man."
Guy 1: "What do you mean?"
Guy 2: "Just keep asking. Eventually one you're interested in will say yes. All the rest of them can do is say no."
by Arid_ February 17, 2009
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Molly: Dude. That guy is eggrolling down the highway!
Brianna: Woah! The only way you can do that is by consuming the blood of a thousand virgins!
Molly: Aw man! Now that's what I call swag!
Brianna: Shut the f*** up.
Brianna: Woah! The only way you can do that is by consuming the blood of a thousand virgins!
Molly: Aw man! Now that's what I call swag!
Brianna: Shut the f*** up.
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ten thousand fists in the air..
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Independent, self-made.
Independent, self-made.
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