Thinker Mark

The red mark on ones cheek left after taking a large and timely excrement of ones feces. This mark can be left on ones thigh aswell and is usually left on the face for anywhere between 10 seconds to a whole 5 minutes depending on length of the aforementioned excrement.

Word can often be shortened depending on situation i.e Thinker, The Mark of Shame,etc...

Austin: Dude there is a Thinker Mark on your face!

OR

Austin: He had a huge red Mark of Shame

by Beijing Monaghan April 6, 2010

free thinker

Generally, an elitist misanthrope who is infatuated with his pretense of learning.

Jane: I am a free thinker!
John: You get what you pay for.

by Robert O'Brien June 17, 2006

[thinker]

a thought

i had a thinker what if we could go 2 mars on our bikes

by 11red87 October 14, 2008

Thinker

This is a toilet, shitter, and any place a good man can go and read or think about anything while taking a great releaving shit.

Joe just got back form the thinker and feels much better.

by Frank Tits March 4, 2005

Thinkering

There was planking (laying like a board on random objects), then owling (sitting like an owl on random objects), then teapotting (doing the teapot anywhere), now thinkering (sitting on the edge of random objects like a thinker).

Planking, owling, teapotting, time for me to do thinkering!

by Camron Moore July 25, 2011

Free Thinker

1. Newspeak term for anyone who supports all left-wing platforms without question or second thought.

2. Another term for non-conformist. Yuuuuh maaaaan you're so unique!!! *pfft*

To misquote a South park episode:

"Hey how do I become a 'free thinker'?"

"You have to hate George Bush like we do, and have the exact same political beliefs that we have."

by Leftists are ironic May 20, 2005

Dick Thinker

Someone that thinks about dick.

Trevor: You gotta think like a girl
Colton: So you think about dick?
Trevor: Nooo you gotta think about what a girl really wants
Johnny: Sooo... Dick. *laughs really hard to the point of crying*
Johnny: So you're a dick thinker!
Everyone: DICK THINKER!

by JohnnyBackground January 14, 2008