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Tear porn

A piece of literature, cinema, art etc. whose sole intention is to make its audience cry. Motifs include loved ones with Alzheimer's and/or terminal illness, animal-related euthanasia, and people tear screaming towards the sky in the pouring rain.

Authors such as Nicholas Sparks and Mitch Albom are typically referred to as tear pornographers.
The Notebook? Is that that movie where the bitch can't remember? Straight tear porn.

I just read For One More Day. If my eyes had penises, they would be rock hard right now.
by MillenniumDoug May 29, 2009
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tear-down

A Computer/IT slang term meaning to strip a Desktop PC down to its bare chassis or case. Basically the removal of all installed hard drives, disc drives, motherboard, power supply, expansion cards...everything.
Working in the shop today my manager enters with his personal computer and tells me to do a 'tear-down' on it.

My computer is really starting to show its age. It seems I'll have to order new hardware soon and do a 'tear-down'.
by DiamondBack26x June 24, 2010
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tear me up

Using the penis, to repeatedly massage the female cervix; or at least endeavor to. The repetitive motion, combined with erotic pleasure, to the vagina, and all the penis probing, will make the female feel sore afterwards.

Hence the term, ‘torn up’
Usually the pain lasts for one day.
Careful. Hung men can perforate the cervical wall.

If close to menstruation,

Can bring your period on, early.
“Are you planning to tear me up, this time ? Last time I couldn’t walk properly, due to being sore!”

“I tore. It up! Knocked the bottom out of it”.
by Spritefae88 March 2, 2018
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tear up

Man, when she said she'd forget about them girls in Vegas and that I could move back in? I started to tear up bad. She turned around and started getting nekkid, so it was all good playa.
by Guru Voodoo July 23, 2008
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tear you a new one

Among the highest degrees of complete ownage, to tear someone a new asshole is to either physically or verbally beat the living fuck out of an opponent or his or her arguments.
Jon: I'm so much bettter than everyone.

Me: Is that before or after I tear you a new one? Let's see...together with your girl parts, that'll give you three
by Way to go, douchefag! July 16, 2009
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Tear Drop

When a guy is jacking off and he cums and it gets her right below the eye and it runs down her face like tear drops.
Man my woman looked like she was crying last night, why becuase i gave her a tear drop.
by Soultaker5 November 17, 2006
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Tear it up

Eating an amount to satisfy one's hunger
I missed lunch today so I can't wait to go to the buffet and tear it up this evening!

My family makes the best for the holidays so I can't wait to tear it up
by Hungry Elephant August 10, 2018
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