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tangoed

To have an orange hue similiar to that of the soft drink Tango due to having applied too much fake tan.
by Kay January 15, 2008
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tangle berries

The small pieces of crap that adhere matted in the hairs around the anus. Technically, each berry is never larger than the seeds of a strawberry - although in full harvest, there is always enough to cause a smell.

Dried tangle berries have the additional irritation of being able to cut through toilet paper on each wipe.
Gawd I've got an itchy arse... it's not so much the skid marks but the tangle berries.
by S Hunter July 25, 2006
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Tanglefag

n. A person or persons attending Tanglewood, blocking Lenox traffic, and dressing much like a golfer from marthas vinyard. Most likely a rich second home owner with a very expensive car. adj. To act like a person who would go to tanglewood in bad clothing and block lenox traffic.
n. I am trying to go through Hawthorne ave. to get to my smoke spot but this tanglefag is driving far too slow. adj. Stop being such a tanglefag and take off that ridiculous vest!
by Dylan Nash September 22, 2007
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tangleweed

When your pubic hairs get all tangled up and it hurts!!!! A LOT!
Shit, Dawg I got to comb out my tangleweed!
by XPR March 31, 2004
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Tenessee Tangler

When you and your brother(s) (one on bottom, and one on top) members get tangled together while "d'ping" your sister. Usually the result of both units popping out at the same time and getting twisted together when they both miss their mark going back in and get "tangled together."
Oh man, me and my brother members really hurt after banging our sister and getting the ol' tenessee tangler halfway into it!
by jewels winfield May 4, 2011
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Butt Tangle

When your butt hair gets tangled up and you can't shit, so you have to pry your ass cheeks apart and cut the hair to get it untangled.
Donny couldn't finish taking a shit due to his sweaty butt tangle.
by BellasCheekies July 11, 2016
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tangoed

Popularised in the mid-1990s by television commercials for soft drink Tango, a British equivilent of Fanta. The original commercials featured an obese man painted orange who would tap Tango drinkers on the shoulders as they sipped the beverage. As they turned around in surprise he would slap them in the face simultaneously with both hands then disappear. The narrator woudl then proclaimed "you know when you've been tangoed!". The commercial was such a success that they continued with a host of other characters, including a Napoleon-like figure with a wobbly orange hand who would wobble it in people's faces before the catch phrase. These commercials helped make Tango Europe's number one orange soda during the 1990s. The term 'tangoed' is now used to mean shocked or insulted.
by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004
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