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swinging a cat in a gymnasium

Metephor for having sex with a female that is very "loose". The extra vaginal space can be compared to swinging a cat by it's tail in a large room, such as a gymnasium.
Jim: "Yo, I heard you've been banging Samantha. She good in bed?"
Joe: "Dude, that chick's been around. Banging her is like swinging a cat in a gymnasium."
by thewakeupguy April 23, 2008
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swinging brick

The condition of a persons heart, hard, calloused, tough, grumpy; a heart of stone, or cold hearted perhaps.
Some might say that this swinging brick isn't made of flesh and blood.

Or
Grandchildren have a way of melting even the toughest swinging brick.
by Sadie_Kay February 14, 2018
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swaddling

When you sleep with your penis inside a girl for an entire night. As defined by Griffin McElroy in Episode 71 of advice podcast My Brother, My Brother, and Me. A resolution to the "chronic weiner coldness" malady.
Justin: "Hey, Debbie and I have fun night last night. We went and saw Contagion, got some great Thai food, and then I fell asleep with my weiner in her."
Griffin: "Oh that's called swaddling, I didn't even know - I thought we invented it. It's the new sex sensation that's sweeping the nation."
by commissionercrotchbuttons September 15, 2011
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swinging a kimbrough

condition of having a small penis and an enormous ego
The guy in the Ed Hardy shirt was swinging a kimbrough.

She didn't find out until too late that he was swinging a kimbrough.

He brags so much, he must be swinging a kimbrough.
by Lex Loci October 13, 2009
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dick swinging

Trying to out do one another, engage in a pissing contest (qv).
Politians are always dick swinging in the House of Commons.
by Slipper April 28, 2006
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swinging dick

A generic label for a nondescript male, with an emphasis on "dick" implying that only the minimum requirements of being male is sufficient to satisfy the argument.

In this respect its context is similar in application to Joe Six-Pack, Joe Blow or John Doe but, respectively cruder to exaggerate the negative perception of the "average" male.
Person 1: "What are the requirements for the position?"

Person 2: "Nothing! Seriously, this place has such a high turn over rate that any swinging dick gets hired."
by aurista25 March 20, 2009
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Big Swinging Ovaries

Big Swinging Ovaries

1. Any self-identifying womyn/women who fiercely believe/s and openly helps advancing the course of gender equality and intersectional Feminism. Somebody who doesn't screw others for their own benefit, who understands that everybody MUST be equal.

An expression coined by Textile artist Jess de Wahls.

2. A mover and shaker in any organisation.
Wow, look at her..she sure got some Big swinging ovaries.
by venuspoppy January 24, 2017
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