southside steamer

The act of taking a shit on the hood of someone's car.

I went to the parking lot after school, and somebody left a southside steamer on my fucking car.

by the hood pooper September 21, 2012

harbor steamer

A derivation of a dutch oven where a woman, while receiving oral sex, pulls the covers over the man's head and farts.

"My morning breath tastes like I got a harbor steamer last night."

by Alrin August 21, 2006

New York Steamer

Much like the Cleveland Steamer, except that while you are steamrolling the fecal matter onto your partners chest you yell "I'm working here!! I'm working here!!" in a New Yorker accent.

I upped the usual ante last night by giving her a New York Steamer instead of a regular Cleveland Steamer.

by JoeOh January 13, 2010

rim steamer

Its when the giver cups the hands around the takers butthole and breaths hot air directly on the rim creating a sauna like experience for the takers anus.

"Dude, Stella came over later last night and gave me the hottest rim steamer! It was like only my butthole was in a sauna!"

by hazelNUTZ March 1, 2015

crush stealer

An evil damned bitch who thinks she's a badass and steals your crush when she knows you like him and then flirts with him like fucking crazy and gets him to like her instead of you

Hey why r u sad?

Cuz a fucking bitchy crush stealer just stole my boy from me! DUH STUPID

by Pippypie123 March 29, 2015

Busty Steamer

Having a shit when wanking off, making oneself very hot and steamy.

Spencer loves a good busty steamer, he always comes back out of breath.

by TheBaldNonce69 August 17, 2020

fritzl steamer

A Cleveland Steamer which is performed on a victim imprisoned in a cellar, typically one of your own family

"If that little bitch has tried to escape again I'm going to Fritzl steamer them into next week

by Savile yodeller September 21, 2020