stabbing the eel

to be excessively violent or to royaly screw something up.

p.1 dude that waiter that just dropped my food!
p.2 wow, he's really stabbing the eel!

by little ibapoque January 24, 2009

stabbing the starfish

the act of rectal penatration/ butt sex as a sexual act to stimulate the prostate therefore making the person ejaculate widly.

yo last night i wrote this paper for my humanities class and my teacher read it then, i started stabbing the starfish like it was my job!!!

by evan wilbur December 9, 2007

stabbing snake

referring to a man's penis

Franny is so fine, I want to introduce her to my stabbing snake.

by hippy29 December 15, 2011

stabbing my burrito with a fork

continuously stabbing your burrito pretending that it's your enemy/least favorite t.v character.

i was stabbing my burrito with a fork today.

by y e s dream daddy August 29, 2017

stabbing my lasagna

When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.

Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."

"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"

by surfknasen May 9, 2018

stabbing shit

Something a child does when he gets pissed.

Im going to start stabbing shit

by Lessten January 10, 2022

Stabbing Range

Place where you can safely stab, throw knives, and slice at foam targets, an idea created by Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm

Showed up at the grand opening and got the first hits on the new stabbing range. Chizzed up that foam pretty good, I must say. Not a bad day at the range.

by BLOOD CLOT DEMONZ May 30, 2022