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Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie

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The female lies on her back with her ass in the air and her legs over her head.
The male then penetrates her asshole until of reasonable width. The male then adds a touch of lime juice, natural yoghurt, a blended fruit mix (preferably strawberry, orange & papaya) and then adds half a glass of crushed ice.
The male then proceeds to penetrate the asshole once more ensuring that all the ingredients are properly mixed and topping off the combination with a drizzle of cum.
The female then clenches her ass and jumps up and down 3 times before farting out the mushy drink into the glass for the male to drink. (Can also be used to wash down a nice bowl of Chunky Nipple Soup)
Wife: "How was the gym dear?"

Husband: "It was good babe...i am very de-hydrated though"...(gasps for air)

Wife: "Well how about we make you a nice glass of Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie??"

Husband: "Oh thats lovely dear...nothing like a good ol drink from the stink to quench my thirst!!!"
by The Venga!!! April 17, 2010
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slushiefied

When the liquor or mixed drink freezes and become a frozen treat for your mouth
I pulled out my Bacardi zombie from the freezer and it was all slushiefied
by Jredwine September 21, 2014
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busch slushie

When you go down on a girl (who has a bush) after she has first showered, but then went outside on a cold winter day.
Alternate- when you drink a Busch that has been in the freezer for the perfect amount of time to obtain the correct mixture of ice and Busch.
After a hard day of work, I had the best Busch slushie that my wife could make.
by AnonymousBusch July 25, 2014
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slut slushie

Exp:

Jahal: *goes to sit in desk* "Dude! What the fuck is on this chair?"

Cornelius: "Ahhh man! Looks like Brittany left behind some slut slushie. Oh well fuck it."

Jahal: "Fucking gross man."
by Unicorn blazers April 14, 2016
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Free slushie and pretzel

Usually when people want free stuff they ask for slushie and pretzel only from 7-Eleven, because 7-Eleven is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here you go lil Timmy, here is your free slushie and pretzel.
by Free slushie and pretzel January 31, 2018
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Anal Slushie

When you take a nasty ass watery shit in your underwear and it's still sitting in your anus
Aw Man! i just had the worst anal slushie ever! this is what I get for eatin at the zoo.
by broken dick May 5, 2019
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Michael Slushie

the ultimate slushie and monster mango loco combo.
“Jaysus that Michael Slushie was amazing
by MichaelSlushie May 19, 2019
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