splurf

masturbating to the smurfs, with increased intensity when smurfette is shown.

i've spent most of my life splurfing. i love to splurf.

by dr.smegman January 21, 2011

Splurt

Contemporary American Slang - Verb. 1) To release spooge suddenly and/or unexpectedly after viewing a beautiful woman. 2) To ejaculate during sex.

Ex: "Damn, she was so fine, I splurted in my pants!"

"Hold on, I'm gonna splurt!"

by TK April 12, 2004

splurge

to cum early

Alex: dude, why hasn't lizzy called you?
Jake: because i splurged on her face last night.

by elle123456 June 26, 2010

spurm

a retard's version of sperm

hey look, that retard can't spell sperm, so he wrote spurm instead

by snapple February 8, 2004

spurm

A hardcore punk band from South Jersey.

Are you going to the SPURM show this weekend?

by Ümlaut June 30, 2008

splurgun

general disgust and anger at someone. normally followed by a punch to the face

you trod on my new shoes, you splurgun

by Jym September 17, 2006

Splumptious

scrumptious and plump

Mark: Hey Steve, did you see that girl's ass?
Steve: Oh yeah, it looked hella splumptious!

by Montgomery Charles December 15, 2008