Sploosh Delay is the silence that occurs for about 2 or 3 seconds after a port-o-potty has been tipped over. After this silence, a fairly loud "splooshing" sound can easily be heard. At this point, whatever was inside the toilet will come flowing out of the openings at the top of the port-o-potty, and also out of the door if it was tipped on its face.
Hellraiser 1: Alright dude it's down! Let's get the fuck out of here!!
Hellraiser 2: I don't hear anything, was it empty?
Hellraiser 1: No man, that's just sploosh delay. Give it another second...there it goes!!
Hellraiser 2: That's fuckin' nasty!! There is fucking brown water pouring out of the top, and it smells like shit!!
Hellraiser 2: I don't hear anything, was it empty?
Hellraiser 1: No man, that's just sploosh delay. Give it another second...there it goes!!
Hellraiser 2: That's fuckin' nasty!! There is fucking brown water pouring out of the top, and it smells like shit!!
by TZR June 26, 2005
A sort of cuteness in form of a person who have been going through alot of shit but keeps thriving because of that chaos.
by Lamiasplooo July 02, 2022
by sonny223 December 06, 2006
The act of creating a toilet paper blanket in the bottom of the bowl before one does one's business in order to cushion the impact, and therefore the sound, of excretions expected to tempt gravity that bit too much - saving the sploosh muffler both the potential embarrassment of any attention-grabbing noise and the all-too-familiar phenomenon of the 'splashback'
- "The boss has just gone into the john, but I can't wait!"
- "... You're going to have to sploosh muffle"
- "... You're going to have to sploosh muffle"
by Barry Nomanstein November 05, 2013
The least desirable but predictable outcome of a rollerbladder. This occurs when hitting a navigable bump on road surface causing a large discharge of piping hot urine to come gushing out of a woman’s urethra. Depending on the attire, it may leave a pronounced large wet urine stain, pronounced urine smell, and even trickle down her legs. Males experience similar consequences however discharge is likely away from the crotch depending on how his penis hangs.
By the stain and smell of her rollerblades, plus the empty Starbucks refresher in her hands, I could tell she had a rollerbladder sploosh just moments before.
by artisplay August 05, 2023
by kraken32 April 19, 2010
applies to males only...
When unloading one in the can, it accelerates quickly and causes water to splash on\around the testes.
When unloading one in the can, it accelerates quickly and causes water to splash on\around the testes.
by Anonymousgangsta March 24, 2007