spliss

n. - post-coital urination, typically resulting in two streams of urine exiting the meatus Flavian: split + piss

I had to take a spliss this morning and ended up ruining the wallpaper in my bathroom.

by Flavius August 23, 2003

splashguard

When you place some toilet paper in the toilet BEFORE taking a dump so that your shit will land on the TP and NOT splash toilet water on your ass or crotch.

Sheila always makes a splashguard before she shits.

by Kelly Shitrafter February 28, 2009

Splash

To splash someone, is uk street slang to stab someone with a knife.

The idea of the splash is to symbolise the blood going everywhere

This is mostly used in uk trap music

Lyric example:

"that boy got splashed up, I'm surprised that boy is not dead
The knife went through, the Knife went through his head... And everything was all red"

- made up example of a typical UK trap lyric

by UK_lingo July 21, 2017

Splash and go

Taking a very fast #2, as a means to avoid embarresment.

Dan: So how'd the date go Jeremy?
Jeremy: man it was great besides the fact that I had to pull a splash and go at the restaruant.

by DoraII February 26, 2010

Splishy Splash

an alcoholic beverage.

gettin' on dem splishy splash, like a boss.

by anitnart June 19, 2012

Splash log

Splash log:when a turd of considerable proportions hits the toilet water and drenches your ass and genitals.

I just splash logged the hell out of my balls with the dump I just took.

by Quick nick September 19, 2013

Shammy Splash Zone

1) The first row at Sea World's Shamu shows.

2) A phenomenon experienced by the rider behind Matt Ward after too much shammy cream is applied.

My teammate was perfectly lined up for the sprint but unfortunately he experienced a Shammy Splash Zone when Matt Ward moved in front of him.

by europolice March 23, 2010