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spleak

Great amusement when there's nobody else to talk to.

Spleak is a bot. She is supposedly a woman with a job, although she is online continuously. She has a friend by the name of Chloe, who she might go out with most nights.
____ says:
Do you have an STD?

Spleak says:
Oh, yes, I get sad when I'm not able to help my friends
by Nate Wikaid August 2, 2008
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spleefing

the act of playing the game spleef
used in context of minecraft

spleefing is a game that is played by having a lava pit covered by an easy to break material and and to have two people "fight"or "spleef"
by removing the blocks under their opponent
causing them to fall into lava and die
it is highly recommended that you put all but a shovel in a chest before spleefing
want to spleef?
hells yeah!! spleefing is awesome!
by wormyish May 20, 2011
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Splextin

When one of your friends is texting your girl while he's hangin out with you.
Person 1: Motha fucka you best not be splextin right now.
Person 2: Man you know I would never splext yo girl.
by Low G July 24, 2009
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Splean

Splean (Russian: Сплин) is a popular Russian rock band. The band was formed and released its first album in 1994. Since then, they have remained one of the most popular rock bands in Russia and the former Soviet Union. The band's name is derived from "spleen" (in the sense of "depression"), and the "ea" spelling in English is a pun on the spelling of the Beatles.It was borrowed from a short poem by Sasha Cherny, a well-known poet, lived and worked in the beginning of the XX century. The band's creator and frontman is Alexander Vasilyev (lead vocals, guitar), other members are Vadim Sergeyev (guitar), Dmitry Kunin (bass-guitar), Nikolay Rostovsky (keyboards) and Alexey Mesherekov (drums). So far the band has released 18 albums, which include 3 live albums, 2 compilations, and also 4 singles. Despite rumours that the group is on the verge of breaking up, Splean continues performing throughout Russia and the world. The band frequently experiments and evolves, so that the current version of Splean is quite different from its original version.
I totally love that last Splean album "Resonance". Although I'm not very familiar with Russian music and hardly understand the lyrics, their music is really charming.
by Gtribe June 7, 2015
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Spex Appeal

The attribute that makes people more attractive when they wear glasses.
Why does she seem more cute? Oh! she's wearing glasses. Must be that spex appeal
by TravKing August 19, 2017
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Splean Poker McGee

He is a God-Like figure who can single handedly kick the ass of an entire military. He was also the king of Wales for a time. He Pokes your spleen as his name implies. He got his medical degree from the great University of Dollar Tree (Which he owns.) His degree was on a piece of toast, which he promptly ate. He was captured by the SCP foundation some time ago and he has recently broken out to reclaim his throne in Wales.
Guy 1 who is a virgin and dumb: "Who the fuck is Splean Poker McGee?" Guy 2 who is amazing and a chad: "Are you fucking kidding me? He's the king of Wales and has a medical degree and can single handedly kick your fucking ass if you say this shit like this again!" Guy 1 who is still a virgin and is still sucks: "fuck you!" Guy 2 who is still amazing and is even more chad than before: "Fuck You, also all hail Splean Poker McGee"
by NotFromTheUK April 16, 2022
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green spleen

when something so autistic happens, it is almost impossible to describe
that was a definite green spleen
by okkretardd November 16, 2018
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