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by Sarah December 9, 2002
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cocker spaniel

we are on the never ending quest for Aarons cocker spaniel!
by Sarah December 9, 2002
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the spaniel

One who owns excessive amounts of Abercrombie clothes, drives a VW Touareg, and has a RAZR cell and loves his "Corn-dog Thursdays"
If you see somone exemplifying these traits you may say to him/her "Quit being such a Spaniel"
by Joe April 14, 2005
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boykin spaniel

Dog bred by southern royalty (the Boykin family - also related to the Markleys and Beards of Camden, South Carolina). This dog was bred to further adjust the spaniel breed to the southern climate and is utilized for hunting birds.

Also known as a "swamp poodle".
Ex. I just bought a Boykin Spaniel, and next weekend we are going hunting for some duck. Y'all are welcome to hop in the truck and join us.
by Ms. Havisham June 5, 2014
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Cocker Spaniel

A cocker spaniel is a type if dog that used to be hunting dogsthe are part of the spaniel community. The color of there skin color can be tan, brown black, or gray.
My adorable Cocker Spaniel is laying on my couch.
by Rebecca Fermantino January 27, 2018
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Cooker spaniel

Australian slang for true believer of conspiracies (initially anti-vaxxer, now more wider harmful conspiracist, see “cooker” for common originating definition).

A person who is so far from reality, that they worship harmful agents that act against their interests with wide spaniel eyes of adoration.

Vehemently opposed to reason, data, and experts.

Cooker spaniels much prefer in believing in false prophets, extreme right politics, extreme left politics, shills, propagandists, and “do your own research”. This is research in which they have at best, heard the term mentioned by various other conspiracists, and believe in with complete unquestioning faith.

Often seen posting misinformation on social media platforms, not just as a follower, but a leading light in their “alternative facts” world.

Highly prised asset of Hostile Intelligence Security Services (HISS) from diametrically opposing regimes of their country of domicile. This includes for Western Unipolar world bad actors such as:
* Belarus
* China
* Iran
* ISIS
* North Korea
* Russian Federation
* Syria
* Venezuela
* Vietnam

Female cooker spaniels are willing enablers and subservient to male cooker spaniels, worshiping their “alpha male”.

Male cooker spaniels identify by calling themselves “alpha male”, “patriotic”, “sovereign citizen”, “MAGA”, and “virile”.

They may have more than one tee-shirt with the self identifying motto “unvaxxed waxed and ready to climax”.
Wow! Did you see that cooker spaniel in the front row of the One Nation Party TV advert with all the placards?
by Unvaxxed Waxed & Climax March 11, 2023
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The Spaniel

Someone who will love you a little bit too much it gets creepy. They are very crazy and often do crazy things like putting Nair in places it should not be. They are kind at heart and kind of funny, but make sure to set boundaries so this soul doesn't go crazy.
The Spaniel is coming!
by Iliketoesyummmm February 14, 2026
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