Snoozer

A perfectly timed sexual experience that occurs during the interval between one buzz of the alarm clock snooze to the next.

We slept late and were going to miss the train this morning, so we had a quick snoozer before we hit the shower.

by WordSwain July 27, 2010

Snoozer

A person who sleeps and sometimes snores during any give time or period.. randomly.

M: Ey, are you still there?
C: zzzzz..
M: Stop being such a snoozer and wake up.

by mStills April 3, 2009

peak-too-sooner

Someone that peaks too soon. Coined in the Mike Meyers, Gwyneth Paltrow movie View From the Top. Used to describe someone that reached their peak too soon, and are headed towards a steady decline in skill, intelligence, etc.

Gwyneth Paltrow: How could I have failed that test? I am at the top of the class!
Mike Meyers: Well...you're a peak-too-sooner. You peaked too soon.

by camarofreak June 27, 2008

Shoozer

When you do your blanket and spermcomes out

Dude! You shoozered on your blankets.

by BingBong May 24, 2004

Snoozer

A girl that will meet you for drinks/dinner...Take you home...And not have sex with you. This can actually happen up to 3 times before this "Snoozer" will participate in the act of love making. A male "Snoozer" who brings girls home to just sleep is more commonly known as a homosexual.

"...You can stay at my place....I mean....Not in a sexual way or anything..."

Quote from Kalin H - Serial Snoozer

by Dan IV III November 28, 2007

Snoozer

When you hit snooze so many times on your alarm you end up being late

"Hey man, sorry I'm late, I was being a total snoozer"

by Trkoiz October 9, 2015

sooner

Also known as a cheater

The sooner jumped the gun.

by Chris February 20, 2005