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snorkeling

Verb- the act of placing a woman on her back and licking her asshole while you bury your nose in her vagina; so deep that you're only able to breathe through your mouth
Man, I went snorkeling yesterday and still can't get the taste out of my mouth.
by shanelo May 8, 2011
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snorkling teabagger

1. n. A man that both (a) dips his scrotum and testicles across the nose and mouth of another person while laying his penis across the remainder of their face. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water) and (b) receives the same.

2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: "Don't cut my Medicare to pay for your Socialized Medicine."
Congressman Massa was a snorkling teabagger with his barely legal page.

Billy Ray cheered while he watched the teabaggers protest on FOX news.
by FoxNewsFred March 21, 2010
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Snorkeling

The act of performing oral sex on a man with a twizzler (after biting off both ends) in one's mouth to be used as a breathing apparatus.
Mandy was below the covers snorkeling Bob.

Brian brought twizzlers to the movie hoping Tiffany was interested in some snorkeling.

Lindsay was snorkeling Logan when Holden walked in stole the damn twizzler.
by WhiggyPI March 30, 2016
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Snorkling

a term which one may use to humour a situation or insult a peer in an amusing fashion. Often used by males about women to describe a womans sexual desire for that individual male.
Telling a friend:

Kyle: "Jade is so wet for me i need a snorkle when i go down on her."
Zac: "i know man, i heard its like an ocean."
This would be the action of 'snorkling'
by S-man123 March 16, 2012
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Snorkeling

Snorkeling is the act of moterboating ones balls. This is the same as moterboating ones breasts, only the balls are motherboated instead.
My last girlfriend was an expert at snorkeling!!!!!

I think that girl wants me, she keeps looking at my package like she wants to snorkel it!

Man, my ex was a great girl but she was afraid to snorkel the boys.
by Sweetteabone December 27, 2013
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Snorkeling

I try to go snorkeling on a first date.
by keep it real, yo July 6, 2011
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SNORKLING IN THE CHOWDER POT

Performing oral sex on a woman.
Yeah, it's her birthday..guess i gotta go snorkling in the chowder pot tonight.
by ranzerox November 1, 2007
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