smirch

to ejaculate; especially on the face of the recipient

And then i had to run because i smirched in her eye.

by Niggs January 8, 2006

surch

a sudden explosion of bewbies

"WOW! did you see that sudden explosion of bewbies also known as a surch"

by poop-dog January 10, 2005

Smurching

Using a live smurf as a dildo.

Last night I was bored and lonely, so I went to Woodstock and met up with mates to go “smurching.”

by Lady Blue Balls July 2, 2018

smurphey

A hickey on the tip of your penis usually caused by a constant sucking. This usually also includes a lot of sperm coming out of your penis to go along with the hickey.

Dude, last night my girl was sucking me so hard at the football game that I gotta smurphey.

by luke nash March 24, 2009

smutching

Eating Loudly

Hey Gwenda shut the fuck up. I can here you smutching from across the room!

by cop_ths June 11, 2017

Snurcher

Someone who sniffs things, particularly dirty or unpleasant things such as a freshly used cycling seat at the gym

That man was snurching that lady’s gym seat. He had a real good sniff of it. He is a snurcher

by Spikethebiologist January 26, 2019

Sourche

A famous gangster rapper that is known for songs like "I EAT TOOTHPASTE", "Creepy", and more. Sourche also has a youtube channel to post comedy.

My favorite rapper is Sourche

by definitely not sourche... May 7, 2019