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slathering the fish

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts
In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying
by Dolbarado April 12, 2013
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slytherdor

They like going into war and almost always win because of the gryffindor braveness and slytherin cunnieness.

Slytherdor
They often talk about how they would kill someone.

The 1% of time they dont win, is when they are arguing with other people why they are right
That slytherdor is wierd, they just asked me if i would rather use an icicle or liquid nitrogen, or a knife to kill someone.

(And they would say liquid nitrogen because it would look cool)
by The slytherin January 10, 2018
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Slytherclaw

Someone who's sorting is of an ambiguous nature, and has tendencies, and traits of both Slytherin, and Ravenclaw houses.
"Dood, I totally just aced that potions test. I didn't even study for that; hell, I didn't even pay attention in class! ...That was totally a Slytherclaw moment...."
by Luna December 18, 2004
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Slytherin

One of the four Hogwarts Houses in J.K Rowling's award winning series, Harry Potter.

Slytherin is the best house out of the four because the students who are sorted in this house are:
A.) extremely Sexy
b.) Badass
c.) Not afriad to speak their mind
d.) Powerful
f.) Great Leaders
g.) Hot
h.) Sexy
i.) We have cookies

The students in Slytherin ARE NOT always mean, degrading, bitchy, and slutty. Although, we can be.

Students in Slytherin
-Me
-Draco Malfoy
-Severus Snape
-Tom Marvolo Riddle Voldemort
-Lucius Malfoy
-Vincent Crabbe
-Gregory Goyle
-Pansy Parkinson
And more!
That boy is so fine, he must be in Slytherin.
Slytherin boys have big wands.
Slytherin is the best house.
He is stupid he must not be in Slytherin.
Harry Potter is too much of a pussy to be in Slytherin.
by Ryleigh April 21, 2008
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Slytherin

Founded by Salizar Slytherin

One of the four 'houses' at Hogwarts.

Usually consists of the most ambitious and power-hungry students

Their mascot is the serpent.
Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

~Taken from The Sorting Hat's New Song (OotP)
by Hydeing September 3, 2004
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slitter

(Scottish)
1. noun - person unable to eat or pour liquids without spilling half the contents down their front
2. verb - to unsuccessfully attempt ill-advised transfer of liquid or semi-liquid foodstuffs from one object to another; to eat messily
3. adjective form "slittery"
1. What a slitter - you've gone and got soup all up your sleeve.
2. Don't try and pour your tea into another mug. You'll slitter half of it for sure.
3. Aw ya big slittery monkey. Look at the mess you're making!
by thrawnpop May 14, 2008
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Smithereens

Little pieces, to blow into smithereens.
Damn, did you see that ship blown into smithereens yesterday?
by agnopunk January 27, 2009
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