Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.

Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving.

by anonymous December 6, 2024

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The slicer

A now legendary technique, used to mow down anyone from a fat fuck gokes to a pesky dickhead light spamming orochi.

Let's simultaneously group fuck this dickhead and stuff him in the slicer the annoying prick.
Or
I've stuffed this nigga in the slicer a good 12 times ahaahah

by Sanja Beserk December 26, 2019

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skibidi slicer

Years ago in the skibidi multiverse they was a sigma name baby Gronk who rizzed up all of the TikTok rizz party. Baby Gronk had no chance of rizzing them so he created skibidi slicer, it was a pizza very like the crusty crabby formula. he rizzed all of them up and became the rizz party leader.

You shall never out Rizz me baby Gronk Baby Gronk Ok eat this it called skibidi slicer. yum yum omg you are the new rizz party leader!

by yzyjacob April 17, 2024

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Dick Slicer

A mechanism, commonly utilized in society to chop the cock and balls off of a notorious, often dangerous and vial human being.

"That nigga just got sent to the Dick Slicer for committing heinous crimes."
"We just arrested some poor guy with plans to test the Dick Slicer on him."

by DickSlicer August 30, 2021

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