simpleton

An individual that lacks basic cognition of the easiest things whom is essentially the town fool.

Look at that simpleton, he's putting sausages in the toaster

by narambae August 24, 2016

Singlelingual

Can only speak one language fluently.

"I'm in Spanish 4 and I'm still singlelingual"

by D-Ricktar April 11, 2010

bingletoncoochiesmith

A man a great valor. The Victor of multiple dynasties and the slayer of the revered Quandaledingle. Some may even go as far as to say he was the best there ever was.

All hail Victorjinglefunk, the new bingletoncoochiesmith

by The man there never was May 12, 2022

singledom

someone who is single. singledom- similar to freedom.

after have the bitch nag at me for years, i open my arms to singledom.

by my balls itch May 20, 2004

Singlet Chaser

A girl who loves wrestling and the boys who do it. A girl who will stand behind the wrestlers in their lives and help push them through the hard times. It's not all about sex with them.

Singlet chasers are amazing girls

by Sbib2014 January 3, 2014

Silicon simpleton

A not so intelligent and attractive woman who has silicon implants. Popularized by Alan Harper of Two and a Half men.

Charlie: "There was a time when it (his trick) would've worked."

Alan: "Yeah, back when you were dating Silicon simpletons"

by novicen00b January 12, 2011

Simpleton

A noun describing an individual who holds no skills or talents in any field whatsoever.

"I can't stand being on Johnathan's team for basketball, that kid is a simpleton"

by MrEasyPickens February 14, 2017