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Shrek by Daddyfinger October 18, 2018
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I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed. “Shrek is love.”, I say. “Shrek is life.” My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I’m crying now and my face hurts. I am very cold. I felt a warmth moving towards me. I felt something touch me. It’s shrek. I’m so happy. He whispers in my ear, ”This is my swamp.” He grabs me with his mighty ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I’m ready. I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. He looked him straight in the eye and said “It’s all ogre now.” Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Shrek by ShrekIsLove_23 June 24, 2020
Shrek
A person with many layers like an onion or an ogre (hence the name Shrek). Their personality is convoluted, confusing and multi-faceted. To understand them, one would need to refer to a mental psychologist.
Shreks are funny and make good conversationalists. They appear to be overly confident (just a defense mechanism), believe that no one truly knows them (again, just a self-preservation technique), smoke too much Shisha, and make great reliable friends.
They are very creative but need to learn to admit when they lose arguments to others. They don't know how to give compliments and drive like a maniac but overall have a heart of gold!
Shreks are funny and make good conversationalists. They appear to be overly confident (just a defense mechanism), believe that no one truly knows them (again, just a self-preservation technique), smoke too much Shisha, and make great reliable friends.
They are very creative but need to learn to admit when they lose arguments to others. They don't know how to give compliments and drive like a maniac but overall have a heart of gold!
Shrek by youareaSHREK April 21, 2010
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