Fling cleaning

when a bro cleans his room safely because he thinks he might be getting laid that night

Dude, I'm doing fling cleaning!!

by Whitegirlstarbucks April 12, 2015

Masturwait

fapping while you're watching porn but you're waiting because the video is buffering

Leave me alone!!
Why?
I'm masturwaiting!!

by Whitegirlstarbucks April 12, 2015

Unrequieted love

When one person is in love with another and knows they don't love them back but just can't shut the fuck up about it

I have unrequieted love towards Amber dude and it sucks

by Whitegirlstarbucks April 12, 2015

Shrek

he is rumored to have a 20 foot dick and his dick ogre cum tastes like onions, best kisser.

Shrek is a big fairytale

by Whitegirlstarbucks April 12, 2015