Definitions by Whitegirlstarbucks

Shrek 

he is rumored to have a 20 foot dick and his dick ogre cum tastes like onions, best kisser.

Shrek is a big fairytale

Shrek by Whitegirlstarbucks April 12, 2015

Masturwait 

fapping while you're watching porn but you're waiting because the video is buffering

Leave me alone!!
Why?
I'm masturwaiting!!

Masturwait by Whitegirlstarbucks April 12, 2015

Fling cleaning 

when a bro cleans his room safely because he thinks he might be getting laid that night

Dude, I'm doing fling cleaning!!

Fling cleaning by Whitegirlstarbucks April 12, 2015

Unrequieted love 

When one person is in love with another and knows they don't love them back but just can't shut the fuck up about it

I have unrequieted love towards Amber dude and it sucks

Unrequieted love by Whitegirlstarbucks April 12, 2015