n. a combination of the words "shorts" and "pants." refers to a garment intended for wear on one's legs which, when positioned properly with the waistband at the junction of the ass and thigh, falls at the ankles. the wearer will, in any and all circumstances, assuredly look stupid.
You shan't wear those shants again!
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"Ye man, imma wear mine to christmas formal."
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shants are even more evident when sitting
This is a huge turnoff and usually results in sexual leperness.
shants are even more evident when sitting
This is a huge turnoff and usually results in sexual leperness.
-John is usually so hot, even though is hair and everything is perfect, something's off
- Oh wow, i know... i think it must be the shants. it's kind of a subliminal turnoff
- Oh wow, i know... i think it must be the shants. it's kind of a subliminal turnoff
by ieatbabiesandpoopthemout April 12, 2010
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