tijuana shortcut

A Tijuana shortcut is when a person or persons try to get extremely drunk very quickly by taking many shots of tequila in a short amount of time but instead of getting drunk, skip straight to being completely wasted and passing out.

Bro, Friday night I tried to catch up to you guys drinking but ended up taking a Tijuana shortcut. It sucked.

by Travasaurus September 16, 2013

Ontario Shortcut

When one woman places her index finger on the mans taint while biting his ear as the other woman gives him a blowjob while they are also fingering each other. To be an authentic Ontario Shortcut Everybody must finish at the same time, and both woman have to squirt while they are rained upon by the mans cum. The only difference between the Ontario Shortcut and Toronto short cut is that during the Toronto Shortcut both women must clean up the mess by licking each other and the man must alternate eating out and fingering them untill they climax again.

I heard Sarah and Maddie gave Max an Ontario Shortcut, too bad he couldn’t take it to Toronto.

by CanadianSexpert69 February 22, 2019

Shortcake

a nickname of one of the coolest people in the world

also including rainbow, gingersnapp, oreo, and chocolate chip

shortcake, from the irrisistble sweets, definately should be blonde

by <3Gingersnapp<3 January 28, 2009

strawberry shortcaked

When you ejaculate on a womens face, then punch her in the face to give her a bloddy nose.

After bangimg Jenny, bill gave her a strawberry shortcaked

by Demonad123 April 21, 2018

shortcaking

When you're in between the dating stage and the friends with benefits stage and you occasionally go out on "date-like" events but with no real intention of ever dating the other person

"So what are you and Bob now?" asked Stacey. "Oh, we're shortcaking, cuz you now, i'm not into that dating lifestyle," said Carla.

by Glaige July 7, 2015

starwberry shortcake

A strawberry shortcake is actually when a man has sex with a woman on her period and pulls out to nut all over her vagina causing a whipped cream and strawberry effect. The barber pole is when a woman is going down on a guy and nuts on her face as he punches her in the nose. Also referred to as the candy cane.

I wasn't in the mood for sex, but my boyfriend suggested the strawberry shortcake, which enticed my sweet-tooth.

by marissa bauer April 2, 2005

starwberry shortcake

Just before reaching orgasm during oral sex, pull yourself out of her mouth, punch her in the nose, and jizz on her bloody face.

I wanted to tell the bich I was done with her, so I gave her a strawberry shortcake and kicked her ass out.

by K Cup March 4, 2003