Shitcano

When you position a woman/male on there knees with there head propped upwards towards the sealing. Then you eject your runny human feces into her mouth. then you plug her nose, and stick your penis or fingers down here throat. then she will try to get air and end up gargling with the runny human feces , and it looks like a volcanic eruption.

OMG sally, did you see Mathew stick his enormous penis down Jeremias throat with the runny human feces? I thought it was Mount Saint Helen going off again ! but then i realized it was just a GIANT shitcano .

by bobertRJY April 23, 2009

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shitcaps

1) When someone stinks up your office so bad that it smells like you put a cap o shit on your head.

2) a title for a person who does said action

1) "boy it really smells like shitcaps in here."

2) "Yo, ShitCaps, how's it going?"

by Karen Monahan May 4, 2005

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shitcan

1. A waste or garbage can. 2. The act of throwing something away.

1. Before you go home back up everything on your computer, set the alarm and empty your shitcan in the dumpster. 2. Shitcan that promotion recommendation for Mr Dovetonsils, he didn't empty his shitcan last night and we're shitcanning him.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

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shitfap

Combination of shit and fap (mastrubating), as in mastrubating while taking a dump. Side effects unknown.

Ewan: Dude, I just shitfapped BIG time...
Lloyd: ZOMG WTF? You're disgusting!
Cindy: I think shitfapping guys are SOO sexy... It's like, you know... You like, get it all out?
Ewan: Totally...

by Blarghne March 14, 2008

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