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Three Sea Shells

A modern system to wipe your ass which helps save the planet as no toilet paper is required.

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You hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third
John never really knew how to use the three sea shells
by Tot February 8, 2008
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Ten Pistachio Shells!!!

Generic expletive. Usually indicative of a sudden extreme emotion (happy, sad, surprised), and often used in situations where an outburst cannot be contained, yet swearing is not allowed.
"My computer just ate my hard drive! With all my porn! And Grandma's in the next room! TEN PISTACHIO SHELLS!!!"
by Alex Reynard March 4, 2004
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shellshock live

A very addictive game with a chatbox and gameplay. You shoot other players with your weapons, and try to get the most points and win the game.
Guy A: Let's play a game of ShellShock Live!

Guy B: Nah, it's just a 2-D remix of Call of Duty.

Guy A: You are a sightless retard!
by jpegamesen November 21, 2013
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Shelley Falls

A fictional waterfall, where seashells cascade in colorful array over a cliff landing in a meadow below, leaving treasure to be found later by children and their parents.
Shelley Falls (actively showering from 6 am to 8 am each day) leaves a myriad of seashells in the meadow, glistening in the sun and delighting the hearts of children.
by Mijoy February 7, 2010
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Mary Shelley

Having sex on the grave plot of a departed loved one, similarly to how Mary Shelley fucked her husband on her mother's grave
Guy 1: Hey me and my girl just Mary Shelley'd, It was kinda gross but oddly arousing
Guy 2: Wow, thats dark
by Ryan_G17 January 15, 2021
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shellie

the most amazing person in the world. she is beautiful and very intelligent as well as funny and has a good sense of humor.
I went out with Shellie the other day. She's absolutely incredible!

opposite:

Wow, Shellie is by far the most dullest person I have ever known.
by shellflagell February 3, 2010
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Shellieism

When you truly believe that Alaska is located next to Hawaii.
'Guys you can clearly see on this map of the fifty states that Alaska and Hawaii are right next to each other!'
by The clause April 19, 2005
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