Shcocked

How one reacts to seeing a surprisingly large dick

I wasn't expecting his wang to be so big... I was shcocked

by Bigbroevenbiggerwang July 20, 2017

Shlockin

Fake religion created by a retard

Some dumbass who thinks he can lie to the government came up with the religion called shlockin

by WhiteRhino826 August 9, 2020

Shlocked

Royally Confused.

I Shlocked to learn wasabi isn't toothpaste.

by whoopdiscoop January 30, 2022

Schlockinsoll

The definition of all undefined words

"What's that?"
"Don't know."

"Must be a Schlockinsoll!"

by MGravy April 5, 2022

get schlockered

The most tipsy you can possibly be without getting drunk.

"Hey man are we getting drunk tonight?"
"No, let's just get schlockered"

by pwhunt August 1, 2017

Shylock

jewish mystic, or gypsy

that shylock stole my watch

by andrew December 26, 2004

Shylock Holmes

I don't know about Shylock HOLMES, but i do know that Shylock was a character in one of Shakespear's plays (The Merchant of Venice). He was a Jewish usurer, so saying that a person is a Shylock means he's a loan shark.

You shouldn't mess with the guys down on 57th, they're real shylocks and the interest rates will kill you.

by Isis January 1, 2005