Gash Satchel

1. An annoying person

2. A bag for keeping the female genitalia in.

1. Sarah Jessica Parker is such a gash satchel

2. Sarah Jessica Parker is carrying a Gucci gash satchel

by zertrudetrouting June 10, 2009

Satcheled

1.When the whole community knows a man is packing more potatoes than meat.

2. fully clothed teabagging

1. After the lamest 3 minutes of her life it was obvious "Mr. Stud" was satcheled.

2. You know your in the wrong "gentlemen's club" when the doorman informs you they draw the line at being satcheled.

by assjacker253 August 5, 2009

Statchel

Back side of scrotum/bingus area.

Mind the Statchel.

by Andy Dick Oldschool May 3, 2010

satchel punch

When u punch a man in his genitals.

I am going to satchel punch you.

by Bear claw March 28, 2015

satchell

best person ever, duh

aye look, there's satchell

by drizztdummum November 5, 2018

Satchel

A nug of marijuana/weed

Bob: I will take 6 Satchels

:dealer joe: sure

by Malakmafia February 14, 2019

Snatchel

The odd but tantalizing combination of the male appendage called the satchel and the female appendage of the snatch.

That snatchel darn near ended by little brothers life.

by TheKingOfProcessedMeats April 2, 2019