While in a drunken state and trying to flatuate in public, you unintentionally expel liquid feces into your shorts, causing total embarassment to yourself - FOREVER.
The weekend camping trip ended early because the shart that John left at the fire almost injured 3 people.
by Pat McGroin March 03, 2008
by junglistgirl77 September 13, 2010
1. When trying to force out a fart, you suddenly get more than you bargained for. Often this results in the need to immediately ditch your now-soiled underwear.
2. Trying to fart, but, instead, first you do it, then you say it.
2. Trying to fart, but, instead, first you do it, then you say it.
While waiting for her mother to get out of the store, little Becky sharted in her car seat. Her mother drove all the way home wondering what the hell the smell was.
Joe was trying to force a fart when suddenly he sharted, and the place began to stink. "Oh shit, it's shit!" exclaimed Joe, as he ran out the side door to go home and change his underwear.
Joe was trying to force a fart when suddenly he sharted, and the place began to stink. "Oh shit, it's shit!" exclaimed Joe, as he ran out the side door to go home and change his underwear.
by Kalisiin June 10, 2010
by dvdsarescary July 26, 2010
I just sharted myself
by mc sharter September 02, 2010
An attempt to impress friends with a huge gas bomb while inadvertantly seeping liquid and/or solids into ones under garments. Most likely ending with discarding our underwear.
"Oh guys...I think I just sharted, let me clean up and take a shower. Just give me five minutes would ya??"
by NVV March 27, 2012
aw fuck i just sharted myself
by fogster January 16, 2009