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Unit of Shane

A homosapian from the deep dark woods of West Virginia that fuels off of Miller Lite. A unit of measurement that is versatile in all areas. Consistent changing due to diet and mood.
The weight of a 2011 Ford F-150 is approximately 8.3 Unit of Shane.
by That_Chaneyboy June 30, 2022
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Shane

Sexy, funny, sweet, a bit of an asshole. He has a naughty mouth and a rapier wit. He has gorgeous blue eyes and a devilish smile that makes you wonder what he is thinking, though he will never tell you. He has the most random thoughts and can make you laugh until you cry.
Shane is amazing...
by Hisgirl4eva March 1, 2012
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Shaneela

The coolest person in the world. Popular, pretty and has many close friends! Kind, caring and a good listener.
Shaneela is lovely.
by trololololtrolll June 6, 2011
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dirty shane

Sexual: When you put your thumbs in a girls ass during doggie style, pull them out and give her football stripes under her eyes.
How ya like me now beeyyee itch? That was a dirty shane fo ya
by Darren Hofert March 31, 2004
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Shane

A boy with the biggest heart, but sometimes doesn't know what to do with it. Dates around but treats his women like gold while he has them. He has six different smiles, and beautiful eyes that show everything he's feeling if you pay attention. Has a good head on his shoulders, knows he'll get somewhere in life, and who he wants beside him while he's getting his life together. Would do anything for someone he loves, especially family. Can make you laugh, cry, smile, and angry all in the same day. Loves to argue, sports, and his little sister. Everything you could want in a man, and someone you'd be lucky to marry.
by GirlNextDoor13 March 16, 2012
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Shane Dawson

The act of doing any of the below (or any combination thereof) to your cat.
a) fucking,
b) cumming on,
c) putting your dick anywhere near,
Dude, I hear Dylan pulled a Shane Dawson on one of his cats.
by Big Momentum April 20, 2019
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shane macgowan

By far the best Irish-born (he was raised in England) punk rock musician EVER. Don't dispute it; you looked him up for a reason.
Just youtube Shane Macgowan or the pogues; thou shalt be more than content. Dirty old town is an excellent song to listen to when drunk.
Tiocfaidh ár lá.
by streams of whiskey March 12, 2008
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