scrimpons

Parts or particals of old moldy food, that often developes it's own heartbeat..

My buddy Pokenuts was soo drunk he ate some old scrimpons that was in my fridge for years..

Hey poke don't eat them scrimpons they could hurt ya..

by John Jendrasak November 11, 2008

shrimpees

Sickness incurred from over-eating shrimps
-estimated quantity to contract shrimpees: approximately 150 shrimps
-symptoms are as follows: hallucinations, "the fois," uncontrollable belching, nausea, bow-leggedness, dizziness, unsatiable hunger for more shrimps

That burping bow-legged bitch must have a case of the shrimpees.

by Lease Ninja August 19, 2009

Scrim'd

1. Exhausted

2. Sexually spent

3. Reprimanded

4. Broken / malfunctional

1. I was proper scrim'd when I got in from work.

2. After my seventh ejaculation I was well and truly scrim'd.

3. The teacher caught us smoking and now we're going to get really scrim'd.

4. I tried to fix my dad's PC but now it's more scrim'd than ever.

by SuperDalton May 13, 2010

shrimp nibbler

Someone who gives blowjobs to a male with a micropenis.

She prefers a micropenis, she is a shrimp nibbler.

by MalarkAttack March 6, 2015

Shrimp dunking

Using a straw to siphon ejaculate out of an anal cavity

Dude, Dylan was shrimp dunking Brad last night with a straw that was spooned at one end like the ones for slurpees at 7-11. He got all of it

by Ox April 8, 2016

scrimply quest

Scrimply quest is an internet joke on tiktok revolving around a fake video game.

"The scrimply quest boss was so hard."
"The scrimply quest theme is so good."

by Spider master February 6, 2023

Shrimpa

The ultimate insult to a person who has extremely small dick energy or is an absolute pussy.

Jeb: Duncan you’re a fucking shrimpa

by shrimpadorian69 September 12, 2019