segue off a cliff

To redirect a conversation in an unexpected direction, with unfortunate consequences; similar to "pulling a clavin"

Person A: Speaking of parents, how's your mother?

Person B: She died yesterday.

Person A: Oh, my ... I didn't mean to segue off a cliff.

by CannonOwner September 29, 2010

seggs

what wussy’s say instead of sex.

boy- yo you tryna have seggs ?
girl- you mean sex?

by homiedepot May 16, 2021

Jane Segismundo

The walking definition of an asshole in real life. Because her face is an ass and her mouth is a hole. So she's literally a walking asshole.

No one's a bigger asshole than Jane Segismundo

by Evilisallthingsyou June 17, 2022

A Segovia

To be hit in the face by a large, double headed, black dildo causing a nose hemorrhage.

Everyone get out of the hot tub!!! Bryan just got a segovia and his nose is bleeding!

by @_OTableFlippers November 14, 2011

Seggs

A way of typing sex, but without typing sex, because they are pronounce similar, but seggs is not a bad word, but sex is, in some cases, some prefer to use this pronunciation

Jon: I had seggs with your mom

Sister: TMI

by Walking_slushee December 31, 2020

Segun

Segun comes from the Yoruba language and means Victory. This name fits well in that he has victory in about everything he does. A strong and athletic but, also fun loving guy Seguns

can be a bit energetic. They are ussually very handsome, kind and, funny but also a bit annoying at times.

Segun told me this joke, and I'm stil laughing! Man, I love Segun!

by Bodacity April 6, 2017

seggs

roblox slenders wish they could have this all the time

"hey lets have seggs

by anonymous September 14, 2020