Scrodgy

When something is untidy usually related to unironed clothes or that fucking fitted bedsheet that won't stay on

That shirt you have on is so scrodgy

by BOOMitsBROOKE March 7, 2022

Scrodgley

Another word for an absolute horrible dogfighter.

A: "man I just rekt'd this nerd in a dogfight"
B: "yeah, must be a Scrodgley"

by SATUBESTDOGFIGHTER September 4, 2022

Two scroat goats

A Idiom used to express ones dissatisfaction with facing something that is inevitable. Short hand for the Metaphorical expression: (to be like) two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone.

Both the idiom and the metaphorical expression originated from the class of 2015 at a derp school near Atlanta,GA

Idiom:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study. Two scroat goats.

Metaphorical expression:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study.
White suburban kid#1: Gee, I guess you and that final are like two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone, huh.
White suburban kid#2: Indeed.

by cottagefrottage August 23, 2014

Scrondom

Similar to a condom in the sense that a condom is a plastic device that slides over the penis, the Scrondom actually slides over the scrotum. The Scrondom is used to protect a women from experiencing her partner's 'ballbust' - where he will every once and a while have a testicle blowout.

You gotta wear a scrondom if your gonna fuck her man.

by Teese August 27, 2005

scradge

A male slut. Derogatory term used to describe a male person who has promiscuous sex with many women or men.

"Oh that Dean is such a scradge, this week he has slept with Tina, Kobey, Donna and Tamika."

by Tracey-Leigh and Sam November 2, 2006

scroatch

The term defining the act of scratching the scrotum sack for the purpose of relief. The prominent time of day of scroatching is just after waking up when the scrotum is sweaty and itchy. However, times can vary.

This morning I woke up and had to scroatch myself good. It did the trick!

My baby rolled over and gave me a scroatch for good luck!

by kelstermcgil March 14, 2010

Scraddle

An extremely itchy or uncomfortable scrotum.

I was so embarrased when i got a scraddle in front of my girlfriend.

by Matt Thomason November 8, 2010