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Spotify PTSD

When the song is about to end and you are scared that its gonna be another spotify add after they promised you no adds for half an hour. You start getting flashbacks and start crying. You never know when the add pops up. It might pop up at anytime. Noone is safe.
Person 1: What's the next song?
Person 2: Idk, but I hope there's no add.
Person 1: Bro... You d-don't have premium?
Person 2: Ikr.
Person 1: Bro, my Spotify PTSD got so bad, if I hear another add, I won't be able to live anymore. I'm in rehab for 3 years and I still have Spotify PTSD.
Person 2: Same, bro. But I didn't pay because of this Chicxulub car wash that cost me all my money. So I couldn't pay for premium anymore.
*Songs about to end*
Person 1 and 2: please no no no....
*spotify add starts*
*Person 1 gets glock 17 and blows his head off*
*Person 2 picks up glock 17 from floor and follows his friend into the afterlife
by SKYNET853 March 27, 2023
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Spotify

a platform where you can exerce the act of spotification on other people
Guy 1: wanna do some spotifying
Guy 2: ok lets spotify
by kudasaixc November 1, 2023
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Spotify Premium

Spotify premium is a codeword for Premium or paid Pornhub, subscription. Used in public places to remain private and discrete.
Hey dude, do you have Spotify premium? Hey yeah, I got it last night! Premium's so much better!
by YoursTruly24681012141618 June 11, 2016
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Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
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spotify and creampie

when you have Spotify blasting in the background as you have sex and make a creampie in either one of her holes.
jack: yo Travis did you lay that pipe when she was there?
travis: damn straight I did, we had a little Spotify and creampie time
by beansoup23 June 5, 2018
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Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
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Spotify

To give unnecessary, annoying inputs in the middle of a pleasant conversation, discussion or speech.
a. He's totally Spotified that seminar with those dumb questions
b. We're discussing the Eurozone crisis, can you please stop Spotifying us with your comments
by KJo112 June 27, 2012
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