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Schnaaarg

Beyond hot. The fittest person you've eva seen would be described as schnaaarg. Must always be spelt with 3 'A's' Or you're doing it wrong

It is always a compliment
Pedophile 1: Dude she's the fittest girl I've ever seen
Pedophile 2: Yeah she's schnaaarg
by _sexy_mofo_ June 9, 2013
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schnabled

/ˈsh-na-bil-d/

adjective

1. Under the influence of both drugs and alcohol while working at a datacenter answering support tickets.

verb

2. To royally screw something up.
"He was fucking schnabled last night when he replied to that customer's ticket."

"Looks like he schnabled the ticket again so we have to reinstall the whole fucking operating system."
by concernedcitizen81 April 18, 2014
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noah schnapp

a gay homosexual smol bean who plays will byers the gay in stranger things
person 1: "noah schnapp adorable! I think im in love!!"
person 2: "Ashley! You dumb fuck hes gay"
by max the dumb fuck January 5, 2023
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schnarf schnarf

The noise that weird cat from the TV show thundercats made.
humantype cat - schnarf go get the catmobile
schnarf - SCHNARF SCHNARF!!( he says with glee)
by paintballking2050 February 11, 2009
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Schnapsterbate

Shitting, napping, and masturbating. The act of performing the 3 tasks in succession, without standing up and usually at work to pass time and or boredom.
You: How the hell are you busy all day at work?
Me: Well you have to factor in my break and since I can watch porn on it I usually go downstairs and schnapsterbate for about 30 minutes. 3 birds w/ 1 stone I call it multitasking!
by Rusty Zippenstien August 8, 2010
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schnacck

An absolute scrumptious lookin dead ass mofuckin amazing bomb ridiculously unfathomable delicious amazing absolute edibility.
YO HE LOOKIN LIKE A STRAIGHT UP ABSOLUTE ZAYN MALIK TYPE DESPACITO KINDA FINNA MAKE ME DAB ON EM SCHNACCK.
by Bonbonbeanz August 9, 2017
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noah schnapp

Emma: I love Noah Schnapp he’s the best person ever
Emily: Stop obsessing
Emma: No.
by bjbjbjbjbjdk October 21, 2019
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