Q: How many straight guys in San Francisco does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Both of them
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City by the pacific Ocean. We have 10 months of winter here and like two of summer.

Places of interest:
We have the Haight and Ashbury area, which really isn't what it used to be.
We have Chinatown, which is smelly and stuffy and crowded all the time. We have a great view, especially from Twin Peaks. We have the alcatraz (sp?) island, and the cable cars are pretty rad.
Like, 40% of this city is made up of Asian people.
by rise up rise against June 13, 2004
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One of those places where no one can both live and work there. Only people who can afford not to work can afford to live there. People who work there live some place like Santa Rosa or San Jose.
The natural result of San Francisco is that people who work in Santa Rosa or San Jose can't afford to live there, because people who live in Frisco took all the houses, and have to live some place like Ukiah or Modesto instead.

People used to both live and work in Modesto, but now they have to commute from Sonora or Madera. It's all Frisco's fault, and the sooner one of their faults dumps them in the ocean, the better.
by Downstrike November 11, 2004
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by DUB S July 23, 2005
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A somewhat small city that feels big because of its diversity in race, sexual orientation, age, etc. Also where 4.5 out of every 10 people you meet will be high on either pot or heroin, and it is illegal to sit down on sidewalks for some stupid reason.
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San Francisco:

Latinos on the east side, Asians on the west,

gays, whites, and rich old people fill up all the rest.
by california689 July 10, 2011
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The homosexual capital of the United States. The Peoples Republic of San Francisco. A place where reality is not. A nice place to visit but you don’t want to live there. Was once one of America’s crown jewel cities but now has more drawbacks than qualities. It has become the American center of radical homosexuality, socialism, liberalism, activism, judicial activism, and other social nuances. Radical homosexuals literally hold Gay Pride parades on Castro Street to flaunt their perverted and immoral lifestyle. Its activist mayor, Gavin Newsom, has overstepped his bounds by deliberately “marrying” homosexual couples when California law strictly forbids it. He also sided with illegal immigrants who held a march in the city denouncing the right of American’s Freedom of Speech. The city is so liberal that it will not tolerate members of the American armed forces being in the city. Hell, it even screamed when the Blue Angels wanted to do a show over the San Francisco Bay. What a disgrace. It is not a coincidence that it now has the largest number of homeless than most other US cities. The cost of living has become so out of control that citizens are moving out to the burbs causing the city population to decline rapidly since 2000. When God punishes the United States, San Fran will probably be the first city he knocks off. This is what makes San Francisco San Francisco:
1. fog
2. the Golden Gate Bridge
3. Alcatraz Island
4. its numerous hills
5. plenty of Asians
6. Fishermans Warf
7. the Embarcadero
8. queers
9. hippies
10. activists
11. liberalism
12. socialism
13. the TransAmerica Pyramid
14. cable cars
15. an outragious cost of living
San Francisco is nice to visit but damb if you want to live there.I hate it.
by krock1dk October 26, 2007
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A city in Northern California that hasn't seen an infrastructure upgrade since the 1800's. Theres pretty much four groups of people. Pretentious yuppies, Asians, Fags, and Bums. The Asians are rude and act like they own the city. Most of them can't speak a word of English. The fags are not only abundant and welcomed, but also encouraged to be as "out of the closet" as possible. Finally being a bum in San Francisco is more of a way of life to these people than a problem. They have the gall to ask me for money while I'm working my ass off unloading a truck, then tell me that they dont want pennies, only silver coins.
San Francisco is "tolerant" of everything and tough on nothing, including illegal immigration. The chief of police, Heather Wong, or Fong, or whatever, admitted on TV that SF was a "sanctuary city", so apparently Federal immigration rules don't apply there. Could probably be voted the LEAST American city in the country
by lowdowdirty May 24, 2007
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