skeezer

1.A person who moves in a slow motion lacking excitment. They take their time as if they have forever.
2.a person your age who reminds you or resembles an elderly person
3.a person who dresses in a much older some what boring fashion

Speed it up you old skeezer!!!

by Amanda Cal_ October 10, 2008

skeezer

Ethnic slang for seizure

Pookie jus had a skeezer!

by docman June 26, 2009

skeezer

Skeezer A woman of low morals. Typically flirts relentlessly with married men and will say she is happily married herself, although she is trying to sleep with your husband/man. She usually preys on male coworkers. Generally likes to hang out with men or other skeezers. Also, is known as a heavy drinker and often smokes like a freight train.

Watch out for that skeezer, (at the office Christmas party) she is following your husband to the restroom.

by Momofteens December 11, 2016

Skeezer

A skeezer is a hoe

Yo that's my skeezer

by Kil;lmsakikifdsldokfdsdoods[od March 15, 2017

skeezer

Drake's bitch

Don't be such a skeezer and talk to other boys

by S_daddy July 28, 2017

skeezer

A male or female that gets off on doing things that hurt or only bring u down

That skeezer used all my washing powder

by joeypuffsalotadope September 17, 2018

skeezer

males with low morals and poor hygiene

people with big glasses and lots of shoes are skeezers

by ummmmm1253 October 24, 2018