Skeezer

a crack whore

That bitch is a strung out skeezer.

by Steev-0 July 27, 2009

Skeezer

Active Verb. 1) See alternative definition for fornication. Synonoym. 2) To trick one out of cash. 3) Used to procliam that an idividual using the work is an idiot. NOUN.

USE #1) Man that ho skeezed me yesterdizza.
USE #2) That ho skeezed me for three benjis.
USE #3) Man, I am a skeez.

by The Skeeza Pleasa October 23, 2002

Skeezer

S - Kee - zer . Driving around for no reason other than wasting time. The reason may be classified as looking for titillating members of the opposite sex, but make no mistake. Time will be wasted. One can also drink alcoholic beverages while participating in this event.

Hey! Me and Superman are gonna ride skeezer. Wanna go?

Person 1: Seen any dime pieces lately?
Person 2: Damn Straight! Q-tip and me was ridin' skeezer yesterday and saw a slammin blonde on campus.

by agr790 December 27, 2010

skeezer

One who acts outrageously selfish. A combination of sketchy and sleazy

Those skeezers at Enron raged on my bank account.

by SheepJesus August 24, 2010

skeezer in the freezer

no class, no morals, slut that you keep on the side.

dominique wont put out tonight, good thing i got a skeezer in the freezer

by unstitchable January 14, 2011

Skeezer

1.person who steals
2.do bad things

yo you skeezed my seat, what a skeezer!

by SkeezinRoundTown December 28, 2005

Skeezer Surfing

The act of finding a filthy whore so you can get laid.

Man, I can't believe you actually went Skeezer Surfing last night. You might want to get checked bro.

by Nov1707 March 26, 2009