Another name for ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo. He got that name because he pursues whales and pays them money and sends them dick picks even though they have boyfriends and shit themselves.
by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. A sad ass weeb who can’t get no pussy so they let bitches walk all over their ass for even the slightest increase of a chance of obtaining pussy.
These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in question’s Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch.
Watch out for these mofos. They’re SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.
These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in question’s Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch.
Watch out for these mofos. They’re SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.
Belle Dolphin: Thank you so much XxOtaku_swagM4ST4_69xX for the donation of your annual salary!
The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.
The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.
by BooBooKeys December 22, 2019
Get the SIMPmug. 
by Scrimbledegg April 3, 2019
Get the SIMPmug. Brian shu the simp: I bought her a car and a whole ass house and we not even dating!
Nathan the pimp: U a simp.
Nathan the pimp: U a simp.
by Pimpinnotsimpin March 22, 2020
Get the Simpmug. When you infatuate over women, allowing them to take over your mind and cause you to do things for them that you wouldn't normally do.
Friend: "I'm gonna have to leave this game, I want to see what Anne is doing right now."
The Bois: "You're simping bro"
The Bois: "You're simping bro"
by ilikepie96 December 1, 2019
Get the simpingmug.