SHTMF

Say Hi To My Fist

Devin: You know you suck at fighting? Anyone could beat you in .005 seconds
Me: SHTMF.!
Devin: Huh?

Me:*Knocks Him Out*

by EpicTweetyBird January 1, 2012

Shumleed

Mysterious guy that won’t open up unless he decides you are worthy of his affection. Sometimes you won't hear from them for weeks, but they always come back to where they feel safe. They play hard to get, but in reality they don't know how to express their feelings towards others. Once you crack their shell, they are the most lovable guy, and they will make sure to accommodate your every need.

Person 1: OMG! is that Shumleed?
Person 2: I haven't seen him in ages! He is so cool.

by luvsu November 23, 2021

shmlong

a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day

Jarod had to change his diaper every 3 hours because his shmlong kept leaking shmegma

by Jarod February 28, 2005

Shimlet

1.A human having both a penis and a vagina
2.Someone so ugly you cant tell if they're a man or a woman

1.that chick took me back to her house last night and after taking off all her clothes..i realized she was a shimlet!
2. Person 1:Oh my god dude...did you see that person back there? i couldnt tell if it was a man or a woman
Person 2:Dude, it must have been a shimlet!!

by ALLABALLAILIKEPIE January 30, 2009

shmleegy creegy

used to confuse retarted kids who repeat themselves a lot.

retarted kid: Did I do good?
you: Yeah you did.
retarted kid: Did I do good?
you: Yeah man, you did awesome!
retarted kid: Did I do good?
you: shmleegy creegy.
(retarted kid walks away)

by Andrew Smith February 25, 2005

SHTL

This is an acronym for "She Has The Look". The look is a strange face made by a person when you harass them and they try not to laugh. Usually it involves the said person biting their lower lip and holding back a smile.

Kathryn shouted, "SHTL!" after she tickled Allison's chin.

by Zoobila September 30, 2008

Relm of Shimlar

Also known as Relm The Bubbly. In the world of Shimlar, she is one of several who take enjoyment from streaking, stealing others clothing, and causing general chaos. She is usually relatively cheerful, and very unpredictable. Her sense of style is... unique.

Relm says: Aaaaah!! I love you! *thwaps with an exploding penguin*

Relm falls into shimlar in her usual outfit of smiley face boxers, matching bra, trenchcoat, big flashy hat, and pink high heels.

by Meh May 7, 2005