A shmlum is a sort of a filler word, very similar to the word "smurf." It is commonly in cases of trolling and also many uses by the illiterateBella (Jackson 2.)
The art of flexing wealth without making a sound. ShhLuxe is the secret handshake of luxury, where quality screams in whispers and style is the noise that silence makes.
It's for those who believe that true opulence doesn't need to shout from the rooftops but prefers to whisper sweet nothings into the ear of those who really get it. This is luxury on mute;
Scrolling through her feed, it's all shhluxe vibes— that bish's style screams "I'm rich" so quietly, you'd need subtitles to catch it.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.