Definitions by Meh

Samiliar 

When something is similar to what you are familiar with.

That bump looks oddly samiliar.

Samiliar by meh August 9, 2019

math rock 

Peice of shit floating in an un-flushed toilet bowl.

Dude...is that a math-rock?

math rock by Meh February 15, 2007

heavy metal 

an overrated type of music whos fans think that the technicality of the music is all that matters and automatically makes the music better than some less technical music
:
these metalheads also badmouth power chords but don't realise that metal wouldn't even exist if it weren't for power chords
:
metalhead: "Nirvana and Green Day and Offspring suck because they only use power chords and anybody can do that"
:
me: "Yeah erm , you do realise that the first metal band Black Sabbath was all power chords , right?
I suppose then that Korn and Slipknot are better than Black Sabbath then,huh? And I suppose a retarded monkey on crack could have written Zep's A Whole Lotta Love too, right?"
:
punk walks away...

heavy metal fans are sometimes funny with how pigheaded they can be

heavy metal by meh September 8, 2006

puke smoothie 

a smoothie made of vomit

Hey Andrew, wanna puke smoothie? I made it myself.

puke smoothie by meh July 4, 2006

cartoon network 

a network that takes anime and censors it for content because they are dumbass conservatives. Takes rip-offed action shows from WB like Xaolin showdown. Replaced classic cartoons like dexter's lab and jonny bravo with gayass shows like my gym partner's a monkey and hi hi puffy ami yumi. They turned ed edd n eddy into shit because they had to make the characters go to school. They censor billy and mandy and foster's home for adult content (for the same reason as anime). Adult Swim USED to be good with ATHF and Futurama, but now they have queer shows like robot chicken. They even put a gayass dipshit preschool block called Tickle U which pretty much ruins the entire fucking schedule. Pretty much the most pathetic excuse for animation ever made.

Cartoon Network best unfuck themselves or I will unscrew their heads and shit down their necks!

cartoon network by meh June 30, 2006

chihuahua

the smallest breed of dog, first bred in Mexico

Ren Hoek is on pissed off chihuahua

chihuahua by meh June 18, 2006

teletubbies 

four reasons why our children end up gay/mentally retarded.

the teletubbies give each other oral sex and worship a sun that is a FUCKING BABY! OMG the baby is a god!

teletubbies by meh June 18, 2006