Shimlet 

1.A human having both a penis and a vagina
2.Someone so ugly you cant tell if they're a man or a woman

1.that chick took me back to her house last night and after taking off all her clothes..i realized she was a shimlet!
2. Person 1:Oh my god dude...did you see that person back there? i couldnt tell if it was a man or a woman
Person 2:Dude, it must have been a shimlet!!

Shimlet by ALLABALLAILIKEPIE January 30, 2009

Shiflet 

(n.) A person of ridiculous humor and fun times. Someone who can bust a groove and chug a beer upon command. He/She is the pinnacle of all things good in your life, but will jack you up if crossed.

"I knew a Shiflet once. I called her Shit-let. She put snakes in my bed."

Shiflet by Ango June 9, 2008

Chris Shiflett 

Current guitarist for Foo Fighters, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, and Jackson United

In some bands, he is known as Jake Jackson.

He joined Foo Fighters right after There Is Nothing Left To Lose was released. You'll be able to see him in the Breakout video.

Chris Shiflett..
That is all

Chris Shiflett by RedHotFoo September 22, 2008

skimlet 

Crazy ex girlfriend or boyfriend that's still in love with you.

Dan: Dude, Amanda is being such a skimlet. She stalks me now
Trent: Wow, that's such a typical skimlet.

skimlet by Dan Lavanant February 5, 2009

Shiplet 

The resultant offspring of a intimate liaison between 2 ships. The usual gestation period is the time in which it takes to consume 2 vodka and cokes, a small rose and a orange and passionfruit J20.

or

The most heinous swearword known to mankind. Far, far worse than anything a certain stunning young lady had ever previously uttered whilst driving.

'Awwww, look at that Shiplet, isn't it cute.'

or

Ohhhh, okay, don't bother indicating then, you effing Shiplet!'

Shiplet by Danonymous85 September 11, 2011

Chris Shiflett 

Currently, guitarist for Foo Fighters, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, and Jackson United.

-Chris joined Foo Fighters right after There is Nothing Left To Lose was released. You will be able to see him in the "Breakout" video.
-Chris
-In some bands, such as Jackson United, he is known as Jake Jackson.

Chris Shiflett.

That is all.

Chris Shiflett by RedHotFoo September 20, 2008

shiblet

A niblet of shit.
A small kernel or morsel of turd commonly found in the underpants after an unexpected shart.

Less commonly occuring after taking a shit and failing to completely pinch off the last stubborn nugget. Even cursory wiping typically removes this variety, but in rare cases this pinch-pirate will subsequently (and apparently randomly) release itself to be discovered in the briefs at a later time as a shiblet.

When entangled in ass-hair, may also be referred to as a klingon or dingleberry - though a free, unobstructed turd kernel discoverred in the tighty-whiteys is always referred to as a shiblet.

"Wot's this? A shiblet in my gonch? That ripper didn't feel wet... huh, I guess I must've sharted."

Bob: "Dude, I just found a ball of hash on the floor, let's party!"
Jon: "That's a shiblet man, don't smoke it! I found that rolling around in my gooch last Friday and flicked it at the ceiling... it must've fallen down."

shiblet by Scarecrow05 May 1, 2006