super shredder

Someone that is able to do all three: skate, surf, and snowboard.

Jim: Chad's good at everything! Is he known as just a skater?
Tim: No, bro, he's a super shredder.

by skater500 January 10, 2020

paper shredder

the place you would rather stick your scrotum than do some thing unpleasant such as: hold your girl friend's purse, make out with your brother, pay your taxes, wiener bump with the guys in the prison shower or blow an elephant with plans to swallow his load.

wife: honey, do you want to watch this dennis quaid movie that i rented?

husband: no thanks, i'd rather t bag a paper shredder.

by kc512 February 20, 2010

cock shredder

getting a blow job from a woman who has fucked up teeth and leaves your dick shredded. also, it can leave you peeing like a sprinkler.

Tim: OMG, what happened to ur dick?
Tom: i don't know man, I didn't know what was gonna happen, we just straight up pounded.
Tim: And???
Tom: Well I didn't know she would be a cock shredder, but i should have known....it was LEAH!!

by Shaman Zimbadway April 8, 2010

bra shredder

A person, usually male who gets so into making out that he therefore rips the womens bra. A nickname both wanted and embarrassing.

Sami: Hey why is your bra ripped?
Taylor: Oh Andrew did that while we were making out
Sami: What a bra shredder

by Taystar17 November 19, 2010

Dick Shredder

A girl with a messed up set of teath that will rip you up will giving head.

"Damn, did you see that bitch's DICK SHREDDER?"

by Rocco Mongolis March 4, 2004

axe shredder

Someone who plays the guitar, especially an electric.

Dude, you play like a legend. Total axe shredder.

by coinroller August 4, 2007

Pussy Shredder

A truely skilled man, who can do some serious damage on a woman's vagina, usually making her unable to walk, breath, or get the same satisfaction again

"Babe, before we do the dirty on your parents bed, you should know that im a natural and licensed Pussy Shredder"

by alexthepussshredder69 January 24, 2011