shamone

it means come on
or
can be used in a moment of shock

shamone get ur ass in gear
or
some one gets a shock shamone!!

by jez to the rez January 22, 2004

Shitmonkey [Shit - Monkey]

a.) I retarded Individual whom has lost his mind from years of substance abuse, self loathing and/or (not partial to) his therefore lack of knowledge to his born idiocy.

b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .

c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.

Shitmonkey Shit - monkey

a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game

b.) A Mime

c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - Rex

d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.

by Duncan McCockinue September 14, 2011

shamone mother fucker!

Official motto of the Tourettes Syndrome Foundation. A wide variety of merchandise is available from their gift shop with the phrase proudly emblazoned for all to enjoy.

Edith: Gosh, I wonder where Doris bought that delightful tea-cosy with "Shamone mother fucker" stitched on it? It's pure fooking class.
Betty: Gosh.

by Cobs July 19, 2003

seamonkeys

Usually found in products containing alcohol and chemical agents. Seamonkeys are small particles that form at the bottom of the bottle. If you shake the bottle you can see the seamonkey swirl.

John's beer was so old it had seamonkeys in it.

by phrek December 28, 2005

Shamone

1) A Worldwide holiday celebrated on June 25th that encourages charity, in an effort to "Heal the World".

2) A Michael Jackson themed party celebrated on June 25th according to www.themichaeljacksonholiday.com

Hey girl, check out my red leather jacket I bought for the Shamone party on Friday?

That's dope, I'm wearing a sexy, short, tight, black dress, a fadora hat, a diamond crested glove and some diamond anklets like socks. I'm gonna be the sexiest girl at the Shamone.

Or

I donated $1,000 to Haiti for Shamone.

by trulyo March 22, 2010

rabid seamonkey

When you are fucking a bitch in the face and then you jump behind her to perform anal but your buddy holds her face to the bedsheets with the threat to dump an aquarium full of fish on her head, then when you cum he dumps it anyway.

"WTF are you doing?"
"Shutup you're gettin a rabid seamonkey"

by Ontario April 5, 2008

seamonkey

A code word for the unpopular person that tries to fit in with the cool kids. Cool kids try and avoid this person at all costs.

When we heard "the seamonkey has my money" we all scattered to avoid having a face to face encounter with him.

by vengstro June 27, 2006