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Barrel Racing

Equestrian sport that involves turning three barrels in a cloverleaf pattern in the fastest time possible. Alternatively, throwing money out the truck window and having a friend hit you in the shins with a metal pipe will give you the same thrill.
" Why do you compete in barrel racing?"
" Because I love having a bank account balance of $2.42."
by barrelchick6 March 24, 2017
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Riding the Ramos

the motion of having sexual relations with the stallion which is sergio ramos, someone who rides the ramos hourly is "sophie"
A: How was your night?

B: I spent it riding the Ramos!
by madridstolemyheart January 16, 2011
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riding the panther

Refers to the caffeine high following ingesting a large amount of coffee.

A variant of ride the tiger, which refers to the use of heroin.
Dude, I'm already riding the panther. I'll pass on that fourth espresso.
by philipmorg January 24, 2011
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Dildo Riding Rodeo Clown

A term coined by Ryan Essary that is synonymous with "you shove dildos up your ass and act like a clown for fun".
"Hey eat a dick you dildo riding rodeo clown"
by Grammar Giant June 24, 2014
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Malta Racing Moment

When one wants to cover up a spelling mistake by indicating that his finger slipped
Nathan: "Oops silly me that was a Malta Racing Moment"
by Dronzi May 21, 2021
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Riding the gravy train

Riding the gravy train is the name of the game. (not to be confused with The Game)
In this context, the game being the life lived by the people in the "industry" with their soulless addiction to pointless materialistic advantages such as money and fame.
So basically if you're "riding the gravy train" you have sold your true self out to the music industry/any other type of corrupt medium for said perks.
Roger Waters in a critical song "Have a cigar" by Pink Floyd :

Come in here dear boy have a cigar you're gonna go far,
You're gonna fly high, you're never gonna die,
You're gonna make it if you try, they're gonna love you.

Well I've always had a deep respect and I mean that most sincerely,
The band is just fantastic that is really what I think,
Oh by the way, which one's Pink?

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
We call it "Riding the gravy train".
by lisartsy November 2, 2014
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Smurf Riding Tickle Dick

1. When one is prior to blowing his load, the partner will will "tickle" his dick blue.

2. When a smurf rides a four legged animal while he is in the process of tickling his dick.

3. Yet another insult.
Gerard moaned in great pleasure as Sally got off of him and started to tickle his dick.

Papa smurf hadn't ridden a horsie before, the tremendous feeling of his deep blue balls bouncing up and down on the horse gave him the feeling to tickle his dick.

"Cameron you Smurf Riding Tickle Dick stop being such a Smurf Riding Tickle Dick and do your fucking homework!!"
by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006
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